kissimmmeme:

maldivaldandhiddled:

kissimmmeme:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

justahopeless-dreamer:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

justahopeless-dreamer:

sarabeth72:

justahopeless-dreamer:

sarabeth72:

smokegetsinmyeyes:

sarabeth72:

mytomhiddlestonpage:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

BeardyGinger!Tom

sarabeth72

Oh, gawd…

Is he real?

Wanna touch him & find out???

yes please!

Waitcher turn, missy…

I’ll try my best to behave

Second one is mine. I’ll share the rest. ;-)

I’d like the 6th then :DD

Sign out sheet is posted by the door. Please bring him back in good working order once you’ve finished. Bwahaha!

Oh my GOD!!!!  That first one?

I need a bathtub full of ice now….2…because it will melt on contact.

MINE!!!!! SNATCHING ALL OF THESE!!!

Oh great maldivaldandhiddled…..PLEASE leave the first for me….

*sob*

MINE!!! But since I’m in a very happy and somewhat sharing mode I can let you have the first one and whatwaitijustcant can have number 7.. I still have to deal with a very jealous Diaval.. 

kissimmmeme:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

justahopeless-dreamer:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

justahopeless-dreamer:

sarabeth72:

justahopeless-dreamer:

sarabeth72:

smokegetsinmyeyes:

sarabeth72:

mytomhiddlestonpage:

hush-hush-hiddlestoners:

BeardyGinger!Tom

sarabeth72

Oh, gawd…

Is he real?

Wanna touch him & find out???

yes please!

Waitcher turn, missy…

I’ll try my best to behave

Second one is mine. I’ll share the rest. ;-)

I’d like the 6th then :DD

Sign out sheet is posted by the door. Please bring him back in good working order once you’ve finished. Bwahaha!

Oh my GOD!!!!  That first one?

I need a bathtub full of ice now….2…because it will melt on contact.

MINE!!!!! SNATCHING ALL OF THESE!!!

This is what I do when I’m bored.. and alone with the kids

This is what I do when I’m bored.. and alone with the kids

sarabeth72:

neither-blue-nor-green:

izhunny:

maldivaldandhiddled:

I had a self loving moment.. 

Thanks. Now I’m having a loving moment with you. Just lovely.

I’d like to share that you-loving moment

Wait, wait, wait…define self-loving,
maldivaldandhiddled
…self-loving, or self-LOVING??? Either way, you are GORGEOUS!

I’m loving myself.. not making love to myself.. bwahahah not yet at least :-P

I had a self loving moment.. 

maldivaldandhiddled:

girliegirltm:

maldivaldandhiddled:

lokis-ice-queen:

tomhiddlestonsoundalike:

Another of Loki’s Dirty Whispers, this one unofficially requested by girliegirltm

This was a strange one. I’m not really sure about this reading of it, but hopefully people find it okay.

“You’re already whimpering and I’ve barely slipped one digit inside. Well then, how are two? Ah, yes… Little one, your cries and pulsing will only bring about more.”

Original quote here.

I’m taking you all down with me…you’re welcome…

thesingingcubasian damondoctorlokisherlock greengirl888 carriehiddlebatch nerdynauticalgirl naughtysuperlockturtle ophelia-tagloff smittentomkitten oh-twhiddleston-my-twhiddleston ohhiddles-myhiddles yellowwhaleeye mypreciousmind1 mrscaitlinhiddleston maldivaldandhiddled annedeadly d-m-jonas hiddlednlokid hiddlesstolemyheart hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea hiddles-wholocks-galore ahsatanchick team-free-will-stole-the-tardis funnygirlthatgab goddexx-of-mischief pensa-colas littlejenner nwadadnama iamthekingofsassgard theassthesasstheclass 

annedeadly omfg!!!!!

No no no no no no!!!!!!!

maldivaldandhiddled
it was just a suggestion. I didn’t mean for all this to happen.

YOU’RE BEHIND THIS???!!!!!!!!

oh yeah I saw it now

girliegirltm:

maldivaldandhiddled:

lokis-ice-queen:

tomhiddlestonsoundalike:

Another of Loki’s Dirty Whispers, this one unofficially requested by girliegirltm

This was a strange one. I’m not really sure about this reading of it, but hopefully people find it okay.

“You’re already whimpering and I’ve barely slipped one digit inside. Well then, how are two? Ah, yes… Little one, your cries and pulsing will only bring about more.”

Original quote here.

I’m taking you all down with me…you’re welcome…

thesingingcubasian damondoctorlokisherlock greengirl888 carriehiddlebatch nerdynauticalgirl naughtysuperlockturtle ophelia-tagloff smittentomkitten oh-twhiddleston-my-twhiddleston ohhiddles-myhiddles yellowwhaleeye mypreciousmind1 mrscaitlinhiddleston maldivaldandhiddled annedeadly d-m-jonas hiddlednlokid hiddlesstolemyheart hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea hiddles-wholocks-galore ahsatanchick team-free-will-stole-the-tardis funnygirlthatgab goddexx-of-mischief pensa-colas littlejenner nwadadnama iamthekingofsassgard theassthesasstheclass 

annedeadly omfg!!!!!

No no no no no no!!!!!!!

maldivaldandhiddled
it was just a suggestion. I didn’t mean for all this to happen.

YOU’RE BEHIND THIS???!!!!!!!!

feardamonkey:

Yup. Sounds about right.

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littlejenner said: What, pray tell, is "bacchanalia"? *rubs hands together in excitement*

nwadadnama:

annedeadly:

nwadadnama:

maldivaldandhiddled:

nwadadnama:

smittentomkitten:

maldivaldandhiddled:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

Ha!  Hi.

So I have these crazy little drunken Tom Tumblr parties on the blog whenever my husband travels for work and I have the house to myself for a few days.  Shit tends to get ridiculous quickly.  I launch random GIF attacks.  I keep my Ask Box open for anons for the duration (72 hours straight this time).  Inappropriate things may or may not go down at the Honkytonk.  Each day drags me closer to the gutter phase.  And I laugh.  A lot.  Like, constantly.  Because that’s pretty much my favorite thing to do in life.

Pull up a stool and get in line for the mechanical bull if you like!  First whiskey’s on me.

LJ- It’s also my favorite.

Watching Kitten debauch herself is my favorite past time.

smittentomkitten littlejenner

DRUNKEN BACCHANALIA AT smittentomkitten PUB!!!! SWEAT SWAGGER AND COCK IS HAVING A MECHANICAL BULL TOO!! Although having a mechanical Tom wouldn’t be bad either.. Just saying 

image

maldivaldandhiddled

i’ve previously announced that tom will occasionally stand in for the mechanical bull.

and i get to hose him down between rides because my honkytonk, my rules.

maldivaldandhiddled smittentomkitten
I remember the last party I attended at the pub. Like a very good dream. A very good dream. I may have to skip this party.

Last party? hmm I remember waking up next to adamcansuckme 

maldivaldandhiddled
, I remember what got you there. But you are My Darling now.
adamcansuckme
only gets to borrow you. And since she is my friend, I will do my best to be ok with it. But I did recently learn that there is a wifey?
annedeadly
? I mean, I like her and her makeup skills are impeccable but i was shocked. Maybe I’m ok with that too. Oh, but did she know about me? *gasp*
Yes.
maldivaldandhiddled
belongs to me, and ONLY to me. ;) She knows this too by now. IF I am in the mood, we can discuss about exceptions/borrowing, hah. She knows the punishment too. ;)
And I understand totally
annedeadly
. I had no idea you were her wifey. I am so sorry. And we are just getting to know each other. I am sure when you get to know me better we can talk things through but for now, I understand that
maldivaldandhiddled
and I can only be friends. I am ok with that *nodding*

LOVE FOR EVERYONE!!! 

littlejenner said: What, pray tell, is "bacchanalia"? *rubs hands together in excitement*

nwadadnama:

maldivaldandhiddled:

nwadadnama:

maldivaldandhiddled:

nwadadnama:

smittentomkitten:

maldivaldandhiddled:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

Ha!  Hi.

So I have these crazy little drunken Tom Tumblr parties on the blog whenever my husband travels for work and I have the house to myself for a few days.  Shit tends to get ridiculous quickly.  I launch random GIF attacks.  I keep my Ask Box open for anons for the duration (72 hours straight this time).  Inappropriate things may or may not go down at the Honkytonk.  Each day drags me closer to the gutter phase.  And I laugh.  A lot.  Like, constantly.  Because that’s pretty much my favorite thing to do in life.

Pull up a stool and get in line for the mechanical bull if you like!  First whiskey’s on me.

LJ- It’s also my favorite.

Watching Kitten debauch herself is my favorite past time.

smittentomkitten littlejenner

DRUNKEN BACCHANALIA AT smittentomkitten PUB!!!! SWEAT SWAGGER AND COCK IS HAVING A MECHANICAL BULL TOO!! Although having a mechanical Tom wouldn’t be bad either.. Just saying 

image

maldivaldandhiddled

i’ve previously announced that tom will occasionally stand in for the mechanical bull.

and i get to hose him down between rides because my honkytonk, my rules.

maldivaldandhiddled smittentomkitten
I remember the last party I attended at the pub. Like a very good dream. A very good dream. I may have to skip this party.

Last party? hmm I remember waking up next to adamcansuckme 

maldivaldandhiddled
, I remember what got you there. But you are My Darling now.
adamcansuckme
only gets to borrow you. And since she is my friend, I will do my best to be ok with it. But I did recently learn that there is a wifey?
annedeadly
? I mean, I like her and her makeup skills are impeccable but i was shocked. Maybe I’m ok with that too. Oh, but did she know about me? *gasp*

Wifey has been around for a while :-P she wasn’t very keen on adamcansuckme and my little escapade.. But I have love enough to go around for everyone.. Let’s all join in in the big awesome love hug.. I’m showering love on everyone.. I’m like Captain Jack Harkness

I don’t know about that
maldivaldandhiddled
. I am just getting to know
annedeadly
. She is a makeup guru. I need her to like me. We need to talk makeup. I think she and I would have to talk this over. Or, I could just be your unrequited love from afar. Hugs and longing looks from across the room *dramatic swoon*