sonic-mockingjay-horcruxes:

this movie is a treasure to society

(Source: pratleyjames, via beauteouscrimson)

larouau12:

missviolethunter:

And this is why Samantha is my favorite SATC girl.

Genius

(Source: fweecarter)

coy00koi:

adamcansuckme:

coy00koi:

adamcansuckme:

coy00koi:

clojury:

annamariaesergren:

General adamcansuckme! Corporal Anna-maria reporting for duty! *salutes*

Permission to speak freely General!

It has come to my attention Corporal clojury hasn’t taken any notice of delivered punishment and is required to go for another disciplinarian session.

I will take on this task…

"Oh fuck…"
*salutes*
"Yes ma’am"

I’m liking this army of yours, ladies. Under Loki’s influence, I will break in, Black Widow style, and steal all your torture items

*chuckles*

Or you could join us.

I work alone, ma’am. Bounty hunter. A mercenary. I don’t respond well to authority, except for the sexual one.
*winks*

Then as long as you stay out of our way, we won’t bother you. We may even join forces in a mission someday. But if you ‘cause us trouble, we will teach you the meaning of our name.

Mmmm…

*pokes causing trouble*
*pokes at torture squad until somebody snaps*

coy00koi as the General adamcansuckme has stated we are highly trained in dealing with moment of annoying “poking” so we won’t snap this time.. The General deals with the giving of punishment although Corporal clojury received her punishment for overstepping the on more than one occasion, reason for first punishment was a post containing detailed description of how our Major Hiddleston would think and act in a certain situation.. I advice you not to do the same.

hiddlesstolemyheart:

winchester87:

ophelia-tagloff:

annamariaesergren:

So I have this image in my head… It has been stuck there like glue..

I see Slore Town as something from Sin City.. This black and white image of a city where the slores rules..

Welcome to Slore Town - Once you’re a slore you’ll never be the same

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It’s true. :)

This is accurate

annamariaesergren
I hope you accidentally left me out cause there’s like 50 million names there :’(

My deepest apologies.. I’m going over my tag list making sure this won’t happen again.. 

adamcansuckme:

coy00koi:

adamcansuckme:

coy00koi:

clojury:

annamariaesergren:

General adamcansuckme! Corporal Anna-maria reporting for duty! *salutes*

Permission to speak freely General!

It has come to my attention Corporal clojury hasn’t taken any notice of delivered punishment and is required to go for another disciplinarian session.

I will take on this task…

"Oh fuck…"
*salutes*
"Yes ma’am"

I’m liking this army of yours, ladies. Under Loki’s influence, I will break in, Black Widow style, and steal all your torture items

*chuckles*

Or you could join us.

I work alone, ma’am. Bounty hunter. A mercenary. I don’t respond well to authority, except for the sexual one.
*winks*

Then as long as you stay out of our way, we won’t bother you. We may even join forces in a mission someday. But if you ‘cause us trouble, we will teach you the meaning of our name.

rosebudwhite said: Hiya, I love your frustrations and you are such a sweetheart to the slores, could I please ask to be added to your tag list?!

absolutely my love I’ll add you straight away :-)

Anyone else who wishes to be added?

so-easy-to-love-me:

Give three gun salutes slores, the work is done.
The official slore city emergency room, sanatorium and rehab centre is up and running. 
Anyone wounded in battle, be it with broken heart, blurred mind, agitated emotions, chafed knees, sprained or overused wrists, lacerated mouth corners, sensationless lady parts or other collateral damages of the Hiddleston overexposure can and will be helped here.
We also welcome my assistant lokilover1578 to the facility. 
We do not leave a slore behind. 
Thank you for your cooperation and help general adamcansuckme and the lovely corporal clojury and annamariaesergren.
 sinfully-lustful-darling allthatandasideoftom ophelia-taglofflokilover1578 adamcansuckme annamariaesergren larouau12 tarrysmith my-dear-ladydisdaindoctor-supersherlokid pedeka loveloki4king amatasera ladiesloveloki funnygirlthatgablaterovaries calgal48 makesureitspeaksbocce sarabeth72 stannmo ehehehiddles october-green kgm42986 theflowerwithoutfragrance-deact insanely-smart tsukasahatakelokishorcruxinthetardis shanigrrl @hiddleshoneybunny stillabrit heathermc13 sherekahnsgirlmaboyscollection xdelayedgratification captain-krazy @a-beautifully-hiddled-disasterlisalisa007 cherrie-mandarin mypreciousmind1 littlewomanly1 @gata-satanica lots-of-lokinessibrakefortomhiddleston its-all-about-tomhiddleston…
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The Slore army hospital is up and running!… 
Spread the news and get your medical aid here..

so-easy-to-love-me:

Give three gun salutes slores, the work is done.

The official slore city emergency room, sanatorium and rehab centre is up and running. 

Anyone wounded in battle, be it with broken heart, blurred mind, agitated emotions, chafed knees, sprained or overused wrists, lacerated mouth corners, sensationless lady parts or other collateral damages of the Hiddleston overexposure can and will be helped here.

We also welcome my assistant lokilover1578 to the facility. 

We do not leave a slore behind. 

Thank you for your cooperation and help general adamcansuckme and the lovely corporal clojury and annamariaesergren.

 sinfully-lustful-darling allthatandasideoftom ophelia-taglofflokilover1578 adamcansuckme annamariaesergren larouau12 tarrysmith my-dear-ladydisdaindoctor-supersherlokid pedeka loveloki4king amatasera ladiesloveloki funnygirlthatgablaterovaries calgal48 makesureitspeaksbocce sarabeth72 stannmo ehehehiddles october-green kgm42986 theflowerwithoutfragrance-deact insanely-smart tsukasahatakelokishorcruxinthetardis shanigrrl @hiddleshoneybunny stillabrit heathermc13 sherekahnsgirlmaboyscollection xdelayedgratification captain-krazy @a-beautifully-hiddled-disasterlisalisa007 cherrie-mandarin mypreciousmind1 littlewomanly1 @gata-satanica lots-of-lokinessibrakefortomhiddleston its-all-about-tomhiddleston

smittentomkitten shh-carrie-is-dreaming winchester87 

queensoybean sarabeth72 biddybooks mytomhiddlestonpage

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The Slore army hospital is up and running!… 

Spread the news and get your medical aid here..

WARNING! NSFW! +18 Clojurys punishment has been extended..

General Caius I need to speak with you, it’s imminent!

Corporal clojury has stepped out of order again and I’ve been assigned by General adamcansuckme to deal with her reckless behavior again, as former stated you are still assigned to see her behavior reprimanded and punished.

I’ll fetch the Corporal and we’ll get matters done swiftly without any further ado..

Corporal clojury if you’ll be so kind and come with me and we’ll get this dealt with before your next class.

General Caius is waiting for us…

General you know what to do.. proceed..

That’s good General… let’s start with something easy.. She’s going to learn this time..

You may proceed to the next item of your choosing if you so please General..

Next time Corporal clojury you might have learned something from this..

No she’s not done yet.. She’s done when I say she’s done.. Please continue General.

You know General there is another way you can punish her as well.. 

Just make sure she doesn’t come undone..

OKAY GENERAL! THAT’S ENOUGH! I think she’ has had enough now.. we don’t want her to enjoy any of this..

You can go now General I’ll take care of the rest.. And I’ll meet you up later.. to discuss further.. problems..

________________________________________________________________

Corporal I hope you have learned your lesson here today..

Don’t make me repeat it..

______________________________________________________________

I don’t own any of the gifs.

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band-members-steal-razors:

assemble-the-assbutts:

waitingforthetardistocome:

this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT

omg this is impossible

band-members-steal-razors:

assemble-the-assbutts:

waitingforthetardistocome:

this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.

THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT

omg this is impossible

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